11/10/2023 0 Comments Funny writing prompts tumblr“I’m adrift in a sea of bitterness.” “You’re a bloody drama queen is what you are.”ġ4. I have a lot of skeletons in my closet.”ġ3. And when you’re done, look back and know that you were strong enough to overcome what you once thought to be impossible.”ġ2. “I know your secret.” “Which one? You’re going to have to be more specific there, bud. They show how strong you are and how strong you’ve been. “This? These tears? They are not a weakness. Do you think-” “Yep.” “Will you quit that? I’m trying to ask you something.” “Ask away.” “Thank you.” “You’re welcome.” “Ugh, now I’ve forgotten what I was going to say!”ġ1. I’m a good thinker.” “That’s not what I meant. “It’s 4am, why are you baking a cake? And what’s with the party decorations and sweets?” “I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity, want a cookie?”ħ. “Where is the idiot anyway?” “I’m right here.” “Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.”Ĩ. “Well, this is a nice change of scenery.” “It’s a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”ĩ. “Hey, I need to hear some advice.” “You’re asking me for advice?!” “I’m not going to take it! I just want to hear it!”ġ0. “Do you think-” “All the time. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.”Ħ. Person A: “You’re so sweet and cute and precious.” Person B: “You yelled, ‘Listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledge them,’… from the roof.”ĥ. Person A: *with a proud smile* “It was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.” Person C: *Sees Person A and B walk in holding hands* “So who finally confessed?” I don’t want that kind of responsibility.”Ĥ. Without further ado, here’s this months prompt list:ġ. “Can I ask a dumb question?” “Better than anyone I know.”Ģ. “Are you sober?” “I’m moderately functional.” “I’ll take that as a no.”ģ. “Personally, I’m glad I’m not the chosen one. Also, because of my new posting schedule/system, I’ll probably be using a lot of prompts now so if you see one that you really want for a certain character, be sure to get it sent in quick! Anyway, as per usual I’ll be crossing out any prompts that I do here on the list. So, I’m going to pull another 20 prompts from Pinterest for this month but I have a cute idea for next month to look forward to, I’ll be recycling old prompts that didn’t get done from the previous months’ lists which I thought was pretty funny because Earth Day is sometime next month lol.
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